Dickie Doublefinger

Née Richard Eugene Döpplefinker, known today as “The King of Porn.” An overweight, badly-mustached and -toupeed, hairy, cigar-smoking, and unfortunately small-statured egotist, he is a relic of the pornographic passed.

Obsessed with ruling the adult entertainment industry, he is infatuated with Tracy Queen, who refuses to come to LA and work for him. When he discovers that she is creating an army, he responds in kind, forming the Porn Army to defend the industry’s right to destroy American morality, degrade and humiliate its stars, and keep him filthy rich.